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In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantula's eggs?
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantula's eggs?
Moodtheme from 96thoughts
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty.
The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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